If you are wondering what would be a good name for your son, I would tell you to consider the name "Odenum." It sounds both distinguished and unusual, and reminds me of a more masculine version of "Odette" from Swan Lake. Anyway, when your son gets to high school biology and studies the intestines, all the children will be able to laugh and scream, "DUODENUM!" It will be a glorious time full of knowledge, joy, and happiness! Unless, of course, you pronounce it do-whah-de-num. It wouldn't be funny anymore, and babies might die.
-- By Farrah, an MS1 whose new years resolution was to call the cops on her punk neighbors (done and done)
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