During my whirlwind adventures in Chicago last weekend, I noticed that my back was evenly tan while my front had several tan lines from my tank top. I haven't worn any backless shirts lately, or gone running around nude in the sun, which means there is only one possible explanation - somebody has been tanning behind my back!
--By Farrah, whose baby nephew not only pooped in her hand, but also threw up down her shirt, and she fears this may be a preview of what's to come in medical school
--By Farrah, whose baby nephew not only pooped in her hand, but also threw up down her shirt, and she fears this may be a preview of what's to come in medical school
2 comments:
You make witty wordplay worthy of your stoner comic hero Mitch Hedberg or my personal hero, the witty punster from Stratford Upon Avon. xoxo
oh my god i am laughing so hard at your signature
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