One of these things is not like the other.

Do you remember on Sesame Street when Big Bird would say, "One of these things is not like the other, can you guess which one?" Then they would present you with three toasters and an orangutan, and you would happily yell out, "The monkey! The monkey!"



Well, I was sending an e-mail to a friend (shout out to Tor, woot woot!) about planning another friend's (woot woot AL!) bachlorette party, and these were the sponsored links along the e-mail.

Sponsored Links
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Fun Bachelorette Party
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Butt Acne
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What I'm wondering is why Proactive doesn't start marketing to the probably 100s of people that suffer from butt acne. I want Jessica Simpson to come on TV and tell me, "For years I suffered from the embarrassing effects of butt acne. And it was just awful because I was always on the road showing off my butt, eating M&Ms, and being stressed out. They had to touch up all of my ass shots until I found Proactive. Just three steps a day, and I'm on my way to clear and smooth butt." I bet people will be super excited when it's easier than ever to tell others to "kiss my ass!"

--By Farrah, who is too scared to go to any of these sponsored links provided by gmail because she is way vanilla for heelsontheceiling.com