Abby and I have few opportunities to hang out together ever since we started our 3rd year, so we've started eating our feelings in the form of chocolate. We went to the store and found rows of fancy boxes claiming to be "m&m Premiums." You'll open up this box to find a lavish gem-like coating on these scaled up icons of the candy world. You'll bite into them with a shocking jolt because your teeth won't expect the lack of crisp candy shell. But I pose this to you blog readers, is it still a m&m if it doesn't have a crispy candy coating? I didn't think so either, so Abby aptly renamed the chocolates. I now pose this questions to myself, did I really just write a blog about m&m candies? I even took a picture of the box, which means I thought this was a good idea for a blog for longer than five minutes. Though I don't think that now, I clearly need to get out more. Let this be a lesson to us all: Don't use bad blog ideas, just say no.--By Farrah, who will make a better effort one day to not be so very boring
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maybe you should blog about your medical experiences when you run out of ideas and have to resort to candy. an example of what i could blog about up to this point:
a man who thought he was Christ
a woman who talks to her dead husband and reports that Jesus is ornery
a woman who, in her diary, called my wife a bitch
then again, i guess i am on psychiatry, making my job a little easier
Not all of us can be on the psychiatry rotation, but for the comment section, I will give you some patients at our lovely downtown toledo hospital:
- a man who showed me the scars that corresponded to murders from his previous lives - this man also wrote me a poem that was inappropriate to show me
- a man who was convicted of a felony, not because he did anything wrong, but because he just kept going over to his wife's house to figure out why she got a restraining order
- a man who is no longer sexually active because his wife gave him HIV, not his IV heroin use, this man also had a naked woman tattooed on his forearm
I guess I just feel like I can't blog about patients. I realize that most of the patients I see won't ever see this blog, but half of them already don't trust doctors, and I don't want them to think I'm blabbing their secrets semi-anonymously to the internets. I guess I could use fake names and change around the information, but then I would be just another James Frey.
I have nothing to blog about. I might blog about the day I realized I ran out of things to say. Farrah, maybe you could blog about the ethics class and the Jewish lesbians?
I just peaked everyone's interests didn't I!!!
PS - I knew we should have gone to AMA Cornhole. Now "Farrah and Mariam do Popular People Hang Outage" would have been a must-read.
They could sell the Just Ok Chocolates at Pretty Good Grocery!
I've not run out of mundane things to write about, I'm just too lazy at the moment to do it. It's been months since I last wrote on my blog website! You guys are always amusing though masha Allah.
I get feet in jars on a semi-regular basis. Also I actually know someone with Lyme disease. Is that blog worthy?
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