In school, we are learning about really awkward things about the pelvic regions. The first day of lecture when we learned about the technical location of the "g spot," it was super awkward. I lowered by gaze as every Muslim ought to. By Day 5 of Pelvic Viscera: The Continuing Saga, however, I have gotten used to learning this region to an obsessive degree. Now, I tell people (mainly Sarah) that they are pioneers or the Vasco de Gama of the anal canal. This is what life has degenerated into.
By Mariam, who hopes a visit to the Red Lobster is in the near future.
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I'm picturing Farrah giggling uncontrollably during these lectures.
I giggle mostly in my head, so I can appear to be a good medical student. But sometimes I can't help myself, and I end up giggling when the professor talks about UTIs in young girls who "explore themselves in the bathtub with dirty fingers." (I was also confused on that one - wouldn't your fingers be clean if you were in the bathtub??)
I love lobster!! I miss New Hampshire! :( You should all come visit me and eat lobster with me ;)
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