Elvis THOUGHT he'd associate only with medical school kids with a like-minded desire for studying and drinking heavily. But unbeknowest to him, fate had different plans. In the manner of Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle or Superbad, a simple task of getting laid and totally wasted at a party went awry, and crazy hijinks ensued. It was a night little Elvis Cami would NEVER forget.
Here's a preview of what was to come: a flirtation with a lady of the night, who tragically turned out to be a drag queen from the South Side of Toledo, Ashot GHBing Elvis's drink, which made him do uncharacteristic things like give people hugs and smile a lot and admit he loves puppies and Chinese babies. Finally, Elvis met the woman, the myth, the legend of Baywatch, the former Mrs. Kid Rock, herself, the boobtastic Pamela Anderson. And here it is, kids: her, in all her glory with Elvis, resident MCO pimp.
--By Mariam and Farrah, MS2s
3 comments:
I want to write a comment, but I am so totally transfixed by her giant guzungas that I can't remember what I was going to say!
is it me, or does she look drugged....what did you give her elvis
Elvis had the biggest smile on his face the whole night, I never seen that guy smile so much outside of anatomy lab until that night. Gob bless him.
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