A Short Blog Entry

Some people think my blog entries are too long. Obviously, these people hate books because a fictional novel, for example, is about a thousand times longer than my pitiful 500-word blog entry.

Anyways, this short blog entry will cater to people with short attention spans and low reading skills. The original gangster, Elvis Cami, is this foreign, Albanian kid who sits in the back row next to Abby and dresses very Eurotrash (Armani Exchange tees and gold chains anyone?).

The reason I have mad respect for Elvis is because he is not a poseur at all. Also, he doesn't give a flying shit about the materialistic machinations of Society. You would never find Elvis engaging in polite, meaningless banter like "Your outfit is so cute!" to get along with people. For example, once after Ashot's bitter defeat in the AMA elections, he told his obviously emo friend that he "blew his chances with that dumb speech." It was really mean and shocked a softy like me, but it was also really awesome because it reminded me of Bill the Butcher's character in Gangs of New York.

Here is a compilation of what people say about Elvis:
Ashot: He is so cool and cute.
B. Bo: He is my best friend.
Abby: I like him because he has no feelings and emotions, like me!
Tahir: Elvis is not nice to his friends, but he is nice to hot girls.
Dimitrios: Elvis is a Balkan badass.

With all these back row testimonials about the most under the radar guy at MCO, how can you resist being friends with a guy who asked me the other day what the definition of a dream boat was?

--By Mariam, who really is freaked out by the idea of turning off the heat at her house.