Farrah's last post was so gloriously received by the masses with a two thumbs up from the Siskel and Ebert of the backrow ("Best blog ever!" raved one) with its 11 comments that I invariably felt jealous. A striking quality about me is that I hate being overshadowed, especially in terms of funniness. I usually resent people who have a more overwhelming personality than mine (Bushra and other fat, nameless friend, if you're reading this, which I doubt you are because you are T.C., you know who I'm talking about).
When Farrah and I are together, we make magical improv comedy together (we're destined for the Groundlings), or we might just scare people with our racist comments about "foreign people." Nevertheless because time is of the essence considering our BIG MEDICAL SCHOOL TEST on Monday, I will do a blog on my favorite comedy moments on the big and small screens.
1) In Superbad, the homoerotic exchange between the two main characters:
"I love you."
"I love you. Why can't we say that everyday?"
"I just want to get up on the rooftop and scream, I love my best friend Evan...Pooh."
So cute! I wish I was a guy and could do that to my best guy friend. If I did that to a girl, it wouldn't be that funny, since I make random noises quite often, and if I did that to a guy, he might think I like him, and that would be awkward.
2) On Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Cindy asks stoner guy, "Have you seen a Korean guy?"
"Every time I open my eyes."
3) On Extras, EVERYTHING:
Ricky Gervais is awesome.
Now, dear blog readers, you have some insight into Things I Like. Next time, I'm around, and you want to be my friend (an inevitability, obviously, since I am awesome), just bring up one of the above. I will be really enthusiastic (don't be scared, I'm Southern after all!), and Louis, I think this will be the start of a beautiful friendship.
xoxo y'all
--By Mariam, who after an Exodus and much urging from friends has returned to the library.
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19 comments:
Don't you dare nazaar my funny blogs! I guess I'll forgive you this time, library girl, but if it happens again I will jinx you right back! About something important too - like your pretty clothes, or your pretty hair! Hopefully you will get 11 comments on this blog. It will be the most wonderful Ramadan gift ever, and our friendship will be able to recover from this curse of jealousy.
lame
Impressive show of superciliousness.
Farrah isn't that funny, and it doesn't matter anyway because she is missing a soul. Anything I can do to help you out-comment Farrah, let me know.
There are only a few people who know about my lack of soul. And by soul here I mean spiritual existance, not like Aretha Franklin soul - of which I have PLENTY. Jonathan?
Ahhh!! Nazaar!! I wish we had nazaar in Estonia. I would have nazaared the hell out of the Red Army. Goddamn Red Army.
Also, this Korean joke and the spirit of racist jokes about foreign people reminds me of my favorite Jesse Luken quote, which I'm sure was canned and he had planned for such a moment, but still, it was great:
Anna-Liisa: Where's Nica (Jesse's Japanese-American then-girlfriend)?
Jesse: I don't know, bombing Pearl Harbor?
oohhh, and also:
Jesse (pulling corners of eyes to simulate being Japanese) to Nica: How do you see like this??
Anna-Liisa - do you have evil eye (blue circle)? That is like nazaar. I really believe in nazaar, that is why I try not to tell anyone about my successes and triumphs, of which there are many.
Anonymous, you seem like my kind of guy. Pretty!
Red Army, best army in history, my grandpapa and papa both served in Red Army, but they were engineers so they saw no battle nor Estonian blood color the streets Red on Victory Day parades, muahahahahaha, I would have served too, but you know, it no more now...
I am pretty... Pretty awesome. Thank you. Also, you are just one more comment from tying Farrah's stupid comment record. And while I have much to say about her ego and lack of soul, I try to keep it to myself. That's just the kind of nice guy I am.
uuuuh this is getting nasty...I like it.
Dear Mr. 13 inches,
If you're that proud of it... man up. Who are you?!
Mariam - when the comments reached 11, I was relieved that our friendship could heal. But now that you have more than 11 comments, that's it! FRIENDSHIP OVER!!! xoxo!
PS - let's try to keep it more PG. Think of a more subtle anonymous lewd name. You don't want the poor souls looking for online porn misdirected to our site and disappointed.
hahaha, wow!
Besides, 13 inches? I mean, cmon, if you are going to brag, at least make it something better than that. Peons.
PS- If you can't tell, I am bored. And, yay, I helped make Farrah mad!
If by "best army ever" what you really mean is "they had 9 million people to throw at the Germans and plenty more where that came from!" then okay.
I dunno, I thought that mses. double dees was pretty funny! I must not be mature enough for blog comments.
umm, more like 20 million, but yes your right
I done showed that little hussy! She know not to mess with Moslems...during RAMADAN.
PS - Farrah, I haven't seen you in like FOREVER! We need to catch up with all the goss soon - how about over a latte? kay? ciao!!!
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