"Respiratory infections are also very prevalent in the tropics; and because standards of hygiene are poor in many developing countries, these areas bear the brunt of infections acquired via the gastrointestinal tract. This mode of infection is known as the faecal-oral route, which sounds revolting and is, as it means that viruses shed in faeces have got into someone else's mouth."
This is why I usually buy the Americanized version of British novels. Only the British would explain something so obvious. When British people point thing out, often they are obvious, but it takes a long time for the point to come out. Because oftentimes, when British people are explaining things, obvious things, they are slightly long-winded, and they may repeat the same point several times. Because you see, the point is, that sometimes the explanations are drawn out, not because you haven't already gotten the point, but because there is a subconscious need to point out the obvious. And it is not with malice, or with ill-intent that they repeat things, they are just British so they feel the need to repeat things. You know, just in case you didn't get the point.
--By Farrah, who still finds British people endearing and entertaining - just look at Michael Caine in the Austin Powers movie - old people are so adorable sometimes!
--By Farrah, who still finds British people endearing and entertaining - just look at Michael Caine in the Austin Powers movie - old people are so adorable sometimes!
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wait what was your point?
I felt that way about the movie Becoming Jane and Jane Austen herself. Like Mansfield Park, which was way long. I can summarize it:
Girl like her cousin. Girl poor. Rich cousin likes floozy. Then he realizes he likes poor cousin. The end.
Crazy, imperialist Brits!
oohhh, wawaweewaaa!
Phew, thanks, that saved me, like, 500 pages of reading. Now I can sell back my copy of mansfield park to the used book store!
Also I was going to comment about "faecal" being a diphthong, but it turns out that I don't really know what the word means. I will find a British person to give me a long-winded explanation! And then inquire as to what the HELL is going on in cricket, because that game seems to make absolutely no sense.
Remember when we met that British person in Rome, and he was all confused about hockey, and we were all confused about Cricket. He probably would have gone into a long-winded explanation, but we all lost interest and drank that giant bottle of fizzy wine instead.
I did think the point I made, yes, you know, the point that I was trying to make, you know the point I made earlier, when I was explaining to you the point, earlier, back when I thought it would be quite obvious, but I repeated it back. Oh hardy har har, you americans sure are a gas to us Brits. So slow on the pickup.
fecal-oral.... SICK
oral-fecal.... niiiice!
They may be long-winded, but they are hilarious. I mean, who doesn't want to point out how disgusting faceal-oral mixing is?
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