The annual Christmas concert had finally arrived! And the individuals of the back row love nothing more than to listen to songs about Jesus and the holy spirituality associated with Christmas (not its crass commercialism and extreme emphasis on gift giving as a means to show how much mommy loves little Johnny). Farrah sang beautifully (and convincingly) about Jesus in her emo dress of all-black. Watching non-Christians sing about Jesus' birth has always been a particular hobby of mine.
Afterwards, the back row people went to the very height of haute cuisine in Toledo, The Olive Garden. Something was missing, though. The night had a brisk cool and the warmth of conversation about the beauty of Ken dolls warmed the cackles of my jaded heart; but something was off. I vocalized such concerns, when Farrah realized what was missing - the Back Row Ballers' homie, Ashot. The group was just not foreign enough without him.
However, the back row people persevered. Sarah made loud inappropriate comments about infertility and marriage in front of a young girl of about eleven. Nevertheless, the night was truly a success! I went home, and did not study at all. So it does look like that getting beaten to a bloody pulp by the head people of MCO is becoming more likely by the minute.
--By Mariam, a MS1 who really hates animals
4 comments:
Did you ask Olive Garden if you can use their logo? Thats copyright violation and i am going to turn you guys in. Oh, and thanks for remembering me.
ASHCROT wants to be a backrow baller!
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariam, please don't hate animals! They are wonderful resources and beautiful creatures! Where would we be without them?! Imagine no leather bags or fur coats! And puppies make great accessories. Especially the small ones that fit in those cute LV purses with matching collar.
So adorable... as long as you don't lose them...
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