--By Mariam, who would ask Best Buy's father for proposal of marriage if it were physically possible.
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Fast Cars
There is an obvious gender bias in our blog's fan base. Girls find us hilarious as we offer laughter in times of annoyance when one just can't find that cardiac plexus in a juicy cadaver. On the other hand, guys call this blog names because the very essence of their masculinity is threatened by even reading it. So per Cristina's suggestion, this entry will be about my car so as to attract a male audience.
My car is black. It has large wheels (six-spoke, 17" aluminum alloy) that take me places. It has a 3.5 L V6 engine and 270 horsepower with a 19.2 gal fuel tank. And some ass tool keyed the side of it in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Not cool, not cool at all.
--By Mariam, who would ask Best Buy's father for proposal of marriage if it were physically possible.
--By Mariam, who would ask Best Buy's father for proposal of marriage if it were physically possible.
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Nice, nice, what kind of gas mileage does that beast get?
My car is silver. I cannot remember the interior color because it has a lot of my clothes in it. Also I have a UTCOM parking sticker. It goes vroom VROOOM when I press the gas pedal while it is in park.
No!!! The sadness.... The vehicle with a video screen inside?? That's just wrong.
Ashot - Mileage in city - 18, and on the highway 25.
Sarah - that was funny, but treat the car how you would want to be treated by it.
Liberty - yes, God will watch over the car in the future inshaAllah. Prayer helps.
If it is an automatic transmission I will have lost all respect for the car. Real men shift their own gears.
I love cheese.
why best buy? i am sure you could get at least two marriage proposals from the circuit city guys and you wouldn't have to get down on one knee yourself.
okay. I love standards too. However, Mariam's vehicle supersedes all thoughts of automatic vs standard.
It has a TV screen inside with a camera on the rear bumper.... This is just COOL
I love it Mariam...you have one classy car, I have to say one of my only requirements in a vehicle is that it takes me from place to place...which to my dad's great disappointment means I almost never remember to change the oil much less have it inspected...it's ok though cause I told him when I have my nice classic mustang: http://www.vintage-mustang.com/mow/mow.html
or maybe in my ultra nice lamborghini diablo when I decide to settle for that instead of a classic american car. Of course like any spectacular rides, it needs to come with a super hot guy to be complete. Until then I don't care how my ride looks or sounds as long as it moves from point A to point B. Now in terms of stick or automatic, any man should know that a good woman can definitely drive stick!
Thank you Cristina and Liberty for your kind words about car. Your kind words of praise will be sent to the car makers.
Also, Naadia is that you? If you are speaking of "Mo," the Circuit City guy, then you weird sicko, he is taken by Suman. You and your strange matchmaking.
if you know the bore and stroke dimensions of your engine, then i'll be impressed.
Mariam I meant Mo's little brother...
you know the guy who used to stop you on campus to talk to you... he is your circuit city hookup....DURRRRRRRRRRRR!
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