Do you have conjunctivitis? No time to go to the doctor? You have three options:
1) Find some antibiotics. Crush them up. Pour them into visine. Shake it up! Drop into eyes.
2) Don’t have any antibiotics? Find some Neosporin. Squeeze into Visine. Mix into a slurry! Smear over eye.
3) No Neosporin? Let a dog lick your eyes because their saliva has anti-biotics. Make sure the dog wasn’t just licking his own ass – that would be bad medicine.
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Abby and I also decided Clorox would work great. Not full strength, you don't want to blind yourself, but maybe diluted with some water.
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