Med School Oscars

Best of the Best

Best outbursts in class: Ashot
Best use of a Bubba Keg (you know… those coffee mugs truck drivers use): Erica
Best Pop Drinker: Sarah – 1.5L Diet Dr. Pepper in just one lecture is a little excessive.
Best in-class treats: Brent and wife (Thanks wife!)
Best Blog Spin-off: Julia
Best interruption award: “I was wondering where the clitoris was, but never mind. I just found it”
Best (Freudian) slip: Dr. Morse’s “dick” slip in repro lecture. “Stop laughing”
Best Power Couple: Jemily. One turns the pages, the other takes the notes. Simply amazing.
Best school email address: chong@ourschool.com
Best Mustache: need we name names? See also, Most likely to be a child molester…

Most likely to succeed…

Most apropos name: Doktor… don’t think we’ve forgotten!
Most audible comments recorded on Lecture Audio: Ashot
Most College Humor hours logged: Jonathan
Most exclusive national representation: India (see previous blog)
Most hat days despite “dress code”: Simon
Most likely to aggressively request candy/snacks: Dimitrios
Most likely to feign friendship to get candy/snacks: Roman
Most likely to be married with 2.5 kids by the end of med school: Andrew
Most impressive student group: The mommy club. Seriously… we’re in awe.
Most likely to editorialize about this in the school news paper: Patrick
Most likely to wash hands: Shlee
Most questions asked of fellow students: Shlee
Most patient with question asker: Mariam
Most likely to by annoyed by Mariam: JPL
Most successful midyear seat change: Sapna and Eric
Most likely to have a baby: Verne
Most likely to be hated as a resident: “Anonymous” blog poster… A**hole!
Most unnecessary hand raising: 3-way tie… if you think it might be you, it probably is!

“Special” Awards

Worst use of a ball cap: B Bo. Sorry B Bo
Group most likely to give you that “Awww” feeling: The girls next door
Stealth Gunner Female: Megan-in-the-middle (of the room)
Stealth Gunner Male: Grant (in the back! Gasp!)
Mad Tech Skills: Joe
New Crush Award: Christy and John
Earplugs Award: Sapna and Lisa
EuroTrash Award: Elvis. Who else wears Armani Exchange and gold chains?
Hair Color Chameleon: Sarah
Lung Cancer Award: Smoker Crew – seriously guys… we’re IN med school
Emotastic Award: Farrah
Staring Problem Award: Abby
Still Fashionable Award: Lydia, Christine, J. Crew (see previous blog post)
Couple-so-cute-we’d-throw-up-if-we-could-just-stop-staring Award: Lindsay and Simas
Picture Frame Award: Travis and Casey (The beautiful couple in the frame when you buy it. You take their picture out to put your crappy photo in)
MIA Award: 25% of the class in Neuroscience… 75% of the class in Behavioral!
Best Blog: you’re reading it

Feel free to make your own awards and we’ll post them in the comments.
If you’re not included in this blog, we’re sorry! Just try to be more interesting next year!
Remember, the back row is watching you!

--By Abby, who is normally morally opposed to blogging and otherwise expressing feelings, but is making this exception with the help of Farrah